This morning I woke up and checked my email to find what seems to be my first stalker. In some ways I am thrilled. My acting career has been a bit on the slow side and having a stalker come out of the wood work maybe just the boost I need to start my fame quest again. But still having a faceless Fan find you on Facebook and ask to be your friend cause they liked you on Boston Legal and can't find enough of you on the net is a little creepy. What do I say to him? Do I answer his letter? Do I accept his Facebook friendship and allow him to see all my personal photos and who else I am friends with? This is exactly how Famous People get burdened with the stigma of being assholes and bitches - because they won't open up to their adoring public.I better put make-up on before I leave the house today. There will no doubt be paparazzi waiting for me.
Letter from My Fan:
"i have just saw your great appearance in boston legal.
torrefic profile.
i must say the nose and eyes and the manner is the assets i love most.
but the information about u is so rare in the net, i almost know nothing about you except a riveting girl and a good actress, which is not what a friend should do.
so tell me something about u, my friend.
good luck."
3 comments:
I give this one a big thumbs down. Too creepy for me, girl. Bad grammar plus creepy = no bueno senor.
This is many things. Torrefic is not one of them. Keep this man's eyes off your assets.
i've had a few too many experiences with blokes like this, it ends up being almost-cute but mostly just sad in that charming way a leg-less man asks for a lap dance. best to just say no.
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